Introducing Paulley

Paulley Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:41 am

The lights tip and the spotlight falls onto a small man walking onto the stage. the man, in a light tightly fitted suit, carrying a cane, and wearing a matching bowler hat, strolls to the center stage with the microphone.

Ladies and gentlemen the man begins i am the British Business Consultant "BBC" Richard Anthony and i wish to introduce you to a man; but no ordinary man. oh no. he is a mountain man of the east; tamed by my very hand and brought to you for but one purpose... and one purpose only... to destroy any little annoyance that stands between us and are destiny... i bring to you the man, the monster, a drum roll begins to sound PAULLEY.

a gigantic figure pulls back the curtain and moves forward onto the stage, standing behind and towering over the BBC. holding his hat, the BBC tilts his head back and laughs profusely MWhaaaa haaa while Paulley simply looks forward, flexes his muscles and growls at the crowd GRRRRR.